Update on Tsunami Relief Shirts

Categories: Rants

Apparently most people thought that the shirts weren’t tasteless enough. So I redesigned them.
Click here or on the image to buy.
Here’s the link to the Caveat-Free version.
Buy away!
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Apparently most people thought that the shirts weren't tasteless enough. So I redesigned them. Click here or on the image to buy. Here's the link to the Caveat-Free version. Buy away! Read More

Me and Lenin Down by the Schoolyard

Categories: Rants

Well, a friend of a friend told me yesterday that I was a dead ringer for V.I. Lenin. I was able to find a young picture of Lenin online, and I think my friend’s friend is right.
Lenin at a young age…

Me about two years ago…

Me about five years ago…

Scary, ain’t it? You’d actually see [...]

Well, a friend of a friend told me yesterday that I was a dead ringer for V.I. Lenin. I was able to find a young picture of Lenin online, and I think my friend's friend is right. Lenin at a young age... Me about two years ago... Me about five years ago... Scary, ain't it? You'd actually see the similarity even more if I weren't smiling in those pics. Read More

Quit Smoking and Lose Weight or You’re Fired

Categories: News that's too good to be fake, Rants

CHICAGO (Reuters) – The owner of a Michigan company who forced his employees to either quit smoking or quit their jobs said on Wednesday he also wants to tell fat workers to lose weight or else.
Full Story
The US is in a terrible state, folks. Our lives have become so reliant on our jobs [...]

CHICAGO (Reuters) - The owner of a Michigan company who forced his employees to either quit smoking or quit their jobs said on Wednesday he also wants to tell fat workers to lose weight or else. Full Story The US is in a terrible state, folks. Our lives have become so reliant on our jobs that now our employers can dictate what we can and can't do while we're away from the job! Here we have an insurance claim handling company owner ... Read More

So my tables have been broken…

Categories: Rants

My tables are broke and I don’t know why.
Poor me.
Edit: It turns out if I want to update any of the blog’s options using this wordpress software, I have to also retype the title of my blog or else the title will disappear and my tables will break.
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My tables are broke and I don't know why. Poor me. Edit: It turns out if I want to update any of the blog's options using this wordpress software, I have to also retype the title of my blog or else the title will disappear and my tables will break. Read More

Tsunami T-Shirt Update

Categories: Rants

I’ve had a few people request that I make another design for the Tsunami Relief T-shirt without the bottom line of text (Beofre you hate me, please realize that the profits from the sale of this shirt went to Tsunami Relief).
Some people are really ballsy.
I like that.
Order the Caveat-Free shirt here!
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I've had a few people request that I make another design for the Tsunami Relief T-shirt without the bottom line of text (Beofre you hate me, please realize that the profits from the sale of this shirt went to Tsunami Relief). Some people are really ballsy. I like that. Order the Caveat-Free shirt here! Read More

Tsunami Relief T-shirt

Categories: Rants

There is an update on these shirts. Click.
I really like tasteless jokes and products. I also wanted a way to help the tsunami victims. So I designed a tasteless t-shirt to sell on my cafepress shop. Cafepress charges me $8.99 per shirt, so I’m selling the shirts for $11.99 and donating the complete profit [...]

There is an update on these shirts. Click. I really like tasteless jokes and products. I also wanted a way to help the tsunami victims. So I designed a tasteless t-shirt to sell on my cafepress shop. Cafepress charges me $8.99 per shirt, so I'm selling the shirts for $11.99 and donating the complete profit to the Red Cross. Follow this link to order one... Order Here! The whole shirt. Read More

New Site

Categories: Rants

Yes, the site is new (again). Yes it’s a work in progress (still). But I think this time I might actually make something of it.
Wish me luck.
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Yes, the site is new (again). Yes it's a work in progress (still). But I think this time I might actually make something of it. Wish me luck. Read More