Happy FFAF
Friday, June 24th, 2005Hello Jim, I’m Jenny from It’s All Greek To Me
First of all your joke was reall really good !! And because of that I will share with you 3 quick blonde jokes (yeah I’m a brunette lol)
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
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There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
“Yoo-hoo” she shouts, “how can I get to the other side?”
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, “You are on the other side.”
