Public Service Announcement
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005I know a lot of you use Myspace. I just had to let you know this in case you didn’t already know.
Myspace has been bought out by News Corporation. That’s right, everybody’s favorite right-wing wacko news organization now has the email addresses of every emo kid on the planet.
If you like the fact that Newscorp now owns Myspace, then I have a little logical argument for you. Let’s lay out the premises…
- If you like Myspace, then you like Newscorp.
- If you like Newscorp, then you like Bill O’Reilly.
Or in symbolic logic:
Now there’s only one conclusion that can be drawn from these premises, but I’m going to make you go to the next page to see it.
*If you are faint of heart, you probably shouldn’t look at this. *
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