Archive for September, 2006

Osama bin Laden dead? No Shit.

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

Apparently a French intelligence document was leaked that suggests that Osama bin Laden died in Pakistan from Typhoid on August 23rd. Frankly I’m shocked.

Shocked that he even possibly lasted this long.

Now I know the rumors of his kidney disease are unsubstantiated. But I still think it’s likely, given all the information I’ve read.

My boss, Vixen, is on dialysis three times a week. The way she feels right before dialysis, when her blood is at its most toxic, pains even me.

There is no fucking way that a kidney patient could live for 5 years in the mountains of Pakistan.

I know, I know. I’m just railing off some crazy conspiracy theory. Maybe Osama’s been visiting Plastic Surgeons too. I guess none of it really matters until we see a body. And trust me, if the US government knew where to locate a body, we’d see a body.

Midterm elections are only two months away.

Sam Adams Root Beer Brew

Monday, September 4th, 2006

Samuel Adams has Released his “Brewer/Patriot” Series of Beers. I’m reviewing one of the four limited-edition beers.

This beer ours out a gorgeous shade of auburn with pretty much no head. It’s unfiltered and thus has a bit of sediment in the pour. Give this one a whiff and you’ll smell sweet sassafras and wintergreen. A sip is at first sweet - evident of the caramelized sugar and molasses added to the wort - with hints of vanilla. Then the sweetness yields to the bold aromatic flavors of the wintergreen, sassafras and licorice.

My only complaint is that this would have been a far better addition to a Fall or Winter release than a Summer one.

3 out of 4 Bill O’Reillys

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Playing around on SaysIt

Saturday, September 2nd, 2006

Dick Cheney Says:

Bush Says:

And by the way, Rutgers won the opener against North Carolina tonight, 21-16. Go Knights!

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