Osama bin Laden dead? No Shit.
Saturday, September 23rd, 2006Apparently a French intelligence document was leaked that suggests that Osama bin Laden died in Pakistan from Typhoid on August 23rd. Frankly I’m shocked.
Shocked that he even possibly lasted this long.
Now I know the rumors of his kidney disease are unsubstantiated. But I still think it’s likely, given all the information I’ve read.
My boss, Vixen, is on dialysis three times a week. The way she feels right before dialysis, when her blood is at its most toxic, pains even me.
There is no fucking way that a kidney patient could live for 5 years in the mountains of Pakistan.
I know, I know. I’m just railing off some crazy conspiracy theory. Maybe Osama’s been visiting Plastic Surgeons too. I guess none of it really matters until we see a body. And trust me, if the US government knew where to locate a body, we’d see a body.
Midterm elections are only two months away.
