Washington DC - In a stunning move today, Ingrid Newkirk, the head of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has stood on the steps of Capitol Hill and called for the impeachment of President Obama. "Bacteria are animals, too! They're not ours to kill and obliviate! Our scientists have been able to discern the sound of streptococcus bacteria 'screaming' in a petri dish when exposed to pennicillium spores." She then wiped a tear from the corner of her eye. [caption id="attachment_466" align="alignright" width="160" ... Read More