Pink Eyed Jim’s Blog

Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. *** (Don’t own a car)

Your bong is taller than your dog. *** (My dog’s pretty short, but I own a bong that’s nearly five feet tall, with a four foot chamber)

It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint. *** (I suck at rolling)

You set your wedding date for 4/20.

You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. *** (Did it this year)

You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don’t have enough gas money to get home but you don’t care.

You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don’t have money to buy fireworks.

You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. *** (This one’s a real shame, but true)

You sell your car for gas money

You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, “Is that my cigarette?”

You’re eating something on your way home thinking about what you’re gonna eat when you get home!

Every cylindrical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device….

Just to be religious, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. *** (Not always, but I’ve been known to do this on occasion)

Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said “Hi” and you said “Yep.”

You thought the Ebola virus was a type of weed.

You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

You have ever smoked pot before 8 o’clock in the morning. *** (I know, I know)