Pink Eyed Jim’s Blog

I know a lot of you use Myspace. I just had to let you know this in case you didn’t already know.

Myspace has been bought out by News Corporation. That’s right, everybody’s favorite right-wing wacko news organization now has the email addresses of every emo kid on the planet.

If you like the fact that Newscorp now owns Myspace, then I have a little logical argument for you. Let’s lay out the premises…

1. If you like Myspace, then you like Newscorp.
2. If you like Newscorp, then you like Bill O’Reilly.

Or in symbolic logic:

Now there’s only one conclusion that can be drawn from these premises, but I’m going to make you go to the next page to see it.

*If you are faint of heart, you probably shouldn’t look at this. *

That’s right, the conclusion is:

• Therefore, if you like Myspace than you want nothing more than to have the First Penis in your mouth.

**This article has been pure parody, if you don’t think it’s funny, tough.**

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