It was my freshman year of High School the first time somebody asked me “Are you going bald?”

I was 14. People could tell.

But I’ve never minded.

I can’t tell you how many people act like it’s the end of the world, or some kind of handicap or something.

“Have you ever thought about Hair Restoration?” is one I get a lot.

No, I don’t want hair restoration. I’m comforatble being bald. In fact I quite like it. I haven’t had to fix a curly piece of hair that won’t stay down for over five years, and I’m happy about that. A bottle of shampoo lasts me around 8 months.

They make “hair products” called Bald Guyz now. Eight dollars for a small bottle of shampoo or conditioner. Call me crazy, but shouldn’t a bald man’s hair products be cheaper than normal hair products?

In conclusion, I’m bald, get over it.