Washington DC - In a stunning move today, Ingrid Newkirk, the head of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has stood on the steps of Capitol Hill and called for the impeachment of President Obama. "Bacteria are animals, too! They're not ours to kill and obliviate! Our scientists have been able to discern the sound of streptococcus bacteria 'screaming' in a petri dish when exposed to pennicillium spores." She then wiped a tear from the corner of her eye. [caption id="attachment_466" align="alignright" width="160" ... Read More

This is my first video! Spam Fried Basmati Rice 1/2 cup lefotver cooked basmati rice 1 Spam single, diced 2 eggs 1/3 - 1/2 cup frozen peas 1 1/2 teaspoons oyster sauce 2 packets of soy sauce 1 packet of hot sauce garlic powder onion powder pepper Method: See Video! Read More

Some shit just seriously went down. I heard what I thought were four gunshots about fifteen minutes ago. Then a bunch of sirens. Looked out my window and there were at least three New Brunswick police vehicles coming down the block.  I then heard another eight or nine shots and saw a plainclothes policeman tactiacally manuvering down my block on foot, gun drawn. There are two vans, one red box van, one green minivan. The back windows were shot out of both of the ... Read More

One of my coworkers has aparently been hiding a mean set of pipes from me. I had no idea my friend could sing so well until I saw this YouTube video she made. I figured I'd share it with all of you fine folks out there. Enjoy. Read More

I recently joined the Homestead.org Forums and was compelled to post my chili recipe there. I thought that I may as well post it here, too. Enjoy, you lucky bastard. Ingredients 1lb ground beef 1-1/2 lbs flank steak, cut into  1-1/2 inch wide strips (against the grain, will be shredded later) 1/2lb onions, diced medium 1 lb peppers, your choice, I like to use a combination of poblanos and red bell with a jalapeno or two for heat 5 or 6 BIG "Em-Effing" cloves of garlic, minced 3 tlblsp ... Read More

For some reason I never talk about it here, but I have a CafePress Shop, because when you're mind wanders as frequently as mine does, sometimes you want to do things like make t-shirts, too. Today I made a new one, as well as a tote bag with the same design. It says "Bust Moves, Not Bunkers." It's a nod to the "Drop Beats, Not Bombs" shirt which I think is really funny. Here it is: [caption id="attachment_448" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Bust Moves, Not Bunkers"][/caption] It's ... Read More

Sprig.com has recently published an article outlining the 10 Most Dangerous Foods that we eat. Some don't surprise me at all, while some have some claims that are even news to me. I'm going to give you the general list as well as my reaction to each, but I do suggest that you go and read the whole article, too. The 10 Most Dangerous Foods Farm Raised Salmon No big surprise here. It's been known for quite some time that the feed given farm raised ... Read More