Port Braised Short Ribs

Categories: Drink, Food, Recipes

These short ribs are tender, moist, sweet and rich. Served with a side of smashed red bliss potatoes and tender brussels sprouts, it’s a fulfilling meal for an impressive evening. Serve it with this port wine cocktail and you’ll have an instant hit.

Short ribs are one of my favorite cuts of beef. They're on the same level as brisket in that they're both rich and moist cuts of meat which are best braised or barbecued. This recipe evokes some classic barbecue elements in a braised dish. Be sure to trim the excess fat from the short ribs, as you'll still have some extra fat to contend with. Any port will do, but I made this with Fonseca LBV. I'm lucky.I adapted this from the ... Read More

PETA Calls for Obama Impeachment Due to use of Antibiotics

Categories: Fake News

Washington DC – In a stunning move today, Ingrid Newkirk, the head of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has stood on the steps of Capitol Hill and called for the impeachment of President Obama.

Washington DC - In a stunning move today, Ingrid Newkirk, the head of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has stood on the steps of Capitol Hill and called for the impeachment of President Obama. "Bacteria are animals, too! They're not ours to kill and obliviate! Our scientists have been able to discern the sound of streptococcus bacteria 'screaming' in a petri dish when exposed to pennicillium spores." She then wiped a tear from the corner of her eye. [caption id="attachment_466" align="alignright" width="160" ... Read More

Spam Fried Rice – Video Blog!

Categories: Food, Recipes

Spam Fried Basmati Ric and my first YouTube video!

This is my first video! Spam Fried Basmati Rice 1/2 cup lefotver cooked basmati rice 1 Spam single, diced 2 eggs 1/3 - 1/2 cup frozen peas 1 1/2 teaspoons oyster sauce 2 packets of soy sauce 1 packet of hot sauce garlic powder onion powder pepper Method: See Video! Read More

Firefight on Delafield Street, New Brunswick

Categories: News that's too good to be fake, Rants

I just sort of witnessed a firefight between police and some people in two vans. Right on my own block.
Crazy shit.

Some shit just seriously went down. I heard what I thought were four gunshots about fifteen minutes ago. Then a bunch of sirens. Looked out my window and there were at least three New Brunswick police vehicles coming down the block.  I then heard another eight or nine shots and saw a plainclothes policeman tactiacally manuvering down my block on foot, gun drawn. There are two vans, one red box van, one green minivan. The back windows were shot out of both of the ... Read More

Bevlee Love Jones

Categories: Rants

Watch the video, sampson.

One of my coworkers has aparently been hiding a mean set of pipes from me. I had no idea my friend could sing so well until I saw this YouTube video she made. I figured I'd share it with all of you fine folks out there. Enjoy. Read More

Pink Eyed Jim’s Bowl of Red Recipe

Categories: Food, Recipes

I’m finally releasing my top secret chili recipe. Get it before I change my mind!

I recently joined the Homestead.org Forums and was compelled to post my chili recipe there. I thought that I may as well post it here, too. Enjoy, you lucky bastard. Ingredients 1lb ground beef 1-1/2 lbs flank steak, cut into  1-1/2 inch wide strips (against the grain, will be shredded later) 1/2lb onions, diced medium 1 lb peppers, your choice, I like to use a combination of poblanos and red bell with a jalapeno or two for heat 5 or 6 BIG "Em-Effing" cloves of garlic, minced 3 tlblsp ... Read More

Bust Moves, Not Bunkers

Categories: Swag

Gets yourself a “Bust Moves, Not Bunkers” t-shirt or some other cool Pink Eyed Jim swag!

For some reason I never talk about it here, but I have a CafePress Shop, because when you're mind wanders as frequently as mine does, sometimes you want to do things like make t-shirts, too. Today I made a new one, as well as a tote bag with the same design. It says "Bust Moves, Not Bunkers." It's a nod to the "Drop Beats, Not Bombs" shirt which I think is really funny. Here it is: [caption id="attachment_448" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Bust Moves, Not Bunkers"][/caption] It's ... Read More